stuff from when i was a kid
By diana on Apr 5, 2010 | In capricious bloviations
that i wish were true.
All authority figures deserve respect, and won't abuse it.
Staying up past my bedtime literally makes the time go slow.
Everything in life is black and white; there are no gray areas.
I can doze off on the way home, and someone will pick me up and tuck me into bed without me having to wake up.
Neopolitan ice cream is the best thing ever.
I am indestructable and fearless, even after I break my foot.
The future stretches out, with promise, forever.
There are, no doubt, more, but this day is at an end.
d
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Everyone who smiles at you is nice and has a good heart.
Teachers are all-wise and always right.
You can have all the dessert your heart desires without weighty consequence. :)
That might not be snow out there. It might be fallout from an atomic bomb test.
(My first grade teacher actually said that in class on the first day it snowed.)
Dave
It doesn’t matter what anyone says, Mother is always right.
Don’t look at the needle and the shot won’t hurt.
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