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Jeff

OK, admittedly right now I’m obviously obese.

I tried your nifty calculator, and came up with a BMI of 42 with today’s statistics of 6′0 and 310lbs. Seemed right; I’m obese, just like it said.

I plugged in my personal target of 220lbs, and still came out overweight at 29.8. I plugged in my high school entry weight of 185 and came out still overweight at 25.1; that was after I finshed my growth spurt, but hadn’t yet added any muscle–read: gangly and scrawny.

Keep in mind that even without the spare tire (yeah, think John Goodman, not Jean-Claude), I’m still a big guy. In our recent acquisition of closet fixtures, the missus measured me to ensure I’d fit in the walk-in with the new shelving units. My shoulders are two feet wide (plenty of room for the closet), and aren’t likely to loose much in the effort. Plus my wingspan forces me into long long-sleeved shirts (19-37 is what I get at the Men’s Wearhouse). Tall, long, wide, big.

If I’m gonna still be “overweight” after loosing all the padding and giving back all of the muscle, then I’m not sure what to look forward to.

Well, “overweight” is better than “obese,” and 34s are easier to find than 44s, and XL is easier than XXXL… I guess that’s something. I’m off to the elliptical machine now…after work…

07/08/05 @ 09:11
Comment from:

G’day, Jeff! :)

Damn. I really must start publishing my Belize stuff. I have so many pics to share and so many stories to tell.

You point out an ongoing problem with the “BMI” silliness: most grown men, unless they are textbook ectomorphs, can be normal, fit and healthy, but (by the BMI scale) “overweight.”

I think I’m a mesomorph, which is much of my problem. Endo-mesomorph might be closer, if anyone wants to split hairs.

Oh…I did the “lower limits of normal BMI calculations” for myself this morning for kicks and giggles. I could be 105 and still “normal,” but at the absolute lower limits of normal. For perspective, I lost a great deal of weight several years ago (accidentally), and dropped to an unbelievably gaunt 115. I was wearing size 4 pants. My brother asked me if I was anorexic or bolemic, because he was worried. I know I looked awful.

I just hate any attempt like this to oversimplify “suggested weight” standards, without regard to body type.

/vent

d

07/08/05 @ 09:40
Melissa (aka Blondie)

The thing that gets me is that they keep changing the standards. So glad I don’t have to put up with that anymore!!! :)

07/08/05 @ 15:53
Comment from: Roger
Roger

When I was in the best shape of life (which was not bad if you ask me) I was WAY overweight according to the BMI index. Which made no sense at all considering I would sink like a rock in salt water with lungs full of air. But the again if they call you fat, just say “Wanna fight about it?”

07/23/05 @ 04:46
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Rog,

‘Tis the curse of us mesomorphs. The BMI index was created for endo- and ectomorphs, you see. Mesomorphs need not apply.

You know…I still wonder what might have happened, that night you and I were pub-hopping and you suggested we go pick a fight, if I’d said yes….

I miss you more than you know.

d

07/23/05 @ 15:09